A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey... He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. First, the monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them... Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats those too... Finally, the monkey jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls and sticks it in his mouth... To everyone's amazement, he somehow swallows the ball whole! The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy asks, "No, what?" "Why, he just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yep, that doesn't surprise me," replies the guy, "He eats everything in sight... " "Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and everything." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later, the man returns to the bar with his monkey with him... He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar... He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted... "Did you see what your monkey did now?" asks the bartender. "No, what?" asks the man. "Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" says the bartender. "Yep, that doesn't surprise me at all," replies the man... "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball... " "He measures everything first."
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