A grade school teacher is asking students what their fathers do for a living... "Timmy, you be first," she says "What does your father do for a living?" "My father is a doctor," Timmy replies proudly. "Very impressive," says the teacher. Next, Amy raises her hand... "Amy, what about you?" she asks. "My father is a mailman," replies Amy. "Wonderful!" replies the teacher. Little Johnny is waving his hand in the back of the class... The teacher tries to ignore him by looking around the room and asking, "Does anyone else want to share?" Little Johnny is still the only child with their hand up... The teacher sighs, "Ok Johnny, what does your father do for a living?" "He plays piano at a whorehouse," says Little Johnny, as though it was the greatest job in the world. The teacher is shocked and immediately changes the subject to history. After school, the teacher visits Little Johnny's house... When his father answers the door, the teacher explains what Johnny said in class, and demands an explanation. Little Johnny's father says, "Well, I m actually a lawyer... " "But how am I going to explain that to an eight-year-old?"
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