Little Johnny gets on a bus, sits next to a man reading a book, and notices he has his collar on backwards... Johnny asks, "Hey Mister, why do you wear your collar that way?" The man, who is a priest, replies, "Because I am a Father." Little Johnny says, "My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that." The priest looks up from his book, and responds, "I am the Father of many." Johnny says, "My Dad has four boys, four girls, and two grandchildren, and he doesn’t wear his collar that way." The priest, getting impatient, replies, "I am the Father of hundreds," then goes back to reading his book. Little Johnny sits quietly for the remainder of the trip. Upon leaving the bus, he leans over to the priest and says... "Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
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