It's a slow night at the police station... The officers are just standing around talking, drinking coffee and eating donuts. Suddenly, a disheveled turtle crawls in through the front door... The turtle cries out, "I've just been robbed by a gang of snails!" "Now, just calm down," says one of the officers, "and tell us exactly what happened." Flustered, the turtle tries to gather his thoughts for a moment... Then he says, "That's really difficult." "What do you mean?" asks the officer. The turtle says, "Well, I can hardly remember." "Didn't you say this just happened?" asks the officer. The turtle replies, "Well yes, but... " "It happened so fast!"
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