A coach, at a school for blind children, took his soccer team to an "away game"... They decided stopped for a rest. The coach headed over to a diner, as he let the children work off some energy in a nearby pasture. The coach was sitting in the diner, explaining to another patron how it is that blind children can play soccer. "We made a special ball with a bell in it, so the children can keep track of where the ball is and what it's doing by listening for it." "They're pretty good at it too." "Very clever!" remarked the other patron. Just then, they are interrupted, as another patron, who is looking out the window, says, "Hey! Are you the guy with those damn kids from the bus?" "Yes," says the teacher, stung by the way his children are being referred to, "What about it? You got something against blind children?" "No," says the guy, still scowling out the window, "but you better get them rounded up quick... " "They're kicking the hell out of my best milk cow!"
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