Two blonde farmers decided to start a chicken farm... They bought some chickens, and planted them in the ground - headfirst. When all the chickens died, the blondes were somewhat confused, but they didn't give up... So, they bought more chickens, but planted them feet-first this time. It took a little longer, but eventually the second batch of chickens died too. They decided to write a letter to the Blonde agricultural bureau... In the letter, they explained in detail the procedures they had followed, and their disappointing results. A few weeks later, they received a reply from the bureau: "Before we can advise you... " "please send us a soil sample."
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