A car is driving down the road, when suddenly, it starts swerving wildly from one lane to the other... Other drivers honk and swerve to avoid the erratic vehicle, wondering what's going on. Inside the car, a blonde woman grips the steering wheel with white knuckles, eyes wide in terror... "Oh my Gosh!" she mutters to herself, her heart pounding like a drum as she jerks the steering wheel left and right. Meanwhile, a concerned bystander on the sidewalk watches the scene unfold in disbelief... Reaching for his cell phone, he dials 911 and reports the swerving car. It doesn't take long for a police officer to spot the swerving car... With a quick flick of his wrist, he activates the siren and signals the driver to pull over. The car comes to a shaky stop by the side of the road... The officer approaches cautiously, hand resting on his holster. The window rolls down, and the blonde woman looks up at him with a mix of relief and anxiety... "Oh, Officer! Thank goodness you're here!" she exclaims, breathless... "I saw a tree in the road, so I swerved to avoid it, then suddenly, there was another, then another!" The officer narrows his eyes, puzzled, then leans down, to peer into the car... Calmly, he straightens back up and asks, "Ma'am... " "Did you just buy that air freshener?"
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