Bubba died in a fire, and his body was burned badly... The morgue needed someone to identify the body so, they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad... " "You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, that ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up... " "Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "Nope, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a-holes." "What?" asked the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two a-holes," said Gomer... Every time we went to town, folks would say... Here comes Bubba with them two a-holes.
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