The world’s foremost authority on wasps sees an old vinyl record in the window of a record shop: "Wasp noises from around the world"... Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. "Certainly," says the shop assistant as he pops it onto a turntable... After listening to the first track for a while, the man is a bit confused. "I don’t recognize any of these noises, and I’m the world’s foremost authority on wasps!... " "Can you play the next track please?" The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track... After a while, the man is still confused, "No, I still don’t recognize any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?" The assistant skips the needle to the next track, and the man listens for a little while longer before shaking his head... "It’s no good. I just don’t recognize any of these wasps." Finally, the assistant peers at the record label and says, "Oh, I’m terribly sorry sir... " "I had it on the bee side."
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