An elderly couple, who have just celebrated their fiftieth anniversary, are sitting on their porch, relaxing... The wife is knitting, and the husband is reading his newspaper. Suddenly, the wife looks at her husband, and abruptly whacks him across the head, then goes back to her knitting... Her husband, puzzled, asks, "What the heck was that for?" She replies, "That's for 50 years of bad sex!" Her husband doesn't say a word and just goes back to reading his newspaper... A few minutes later, he looks over at his wife, and whacks her across the head. The wife, also puzzled, asks him, "What was that for?" Not even looking up from his newspaper, the husband replies... "That's for knowing the difference!"
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