One Saturday morning, Bob got up early, put on his long johns and began to dress quietly... He slipped into the garage and hooked his boat up to the truck, then proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow, mixed with rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph... He immediately pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. Disappointed, he went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed... He cuddled up to his wife, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather is terrible outside." His wife sleepily replied, "I know... " "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that s#!t?"
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