A man, sitting at a bar after work, shares with the bartender the reason he is looking so stressed... "I’m not sleeping well - I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I am too embarrassed to seek help." A patron nearby overhears this, and introduces himself, "I overheard your story, and I am a psychiatrist, maybe I can help... " "The first thing, is you need to recognize these are only dreams." "I should be able to help you in a few sessions... " "Here’s my card, give me a call." A few weeks pass, and the same two are once again at the bar after work. The psychiatrist says to the other guy, "Hi, how are your nightmares?... " "I never heard from you, so I hope you are doing okay." The other guy says, "things are great, the bartender helped me." The psychiatrist replied, "You need a trained professional to help you... " "what possibly could a bartender do that a psychiatrist couldn’t?" The other guy says... "he told me to saw the legs off my bed."
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