A government inspector visits a morgue... There he sees three corpses, each with a great big smile on their faces. Curious, the inspector approaches the mortician and asks, "I noticed that each of these corpses have a big smile on their face... "
"Who are they and what did they die from?" The mortician replies, "The first body is that of a Frenchman, aged 60, who died making love to his mistress... " "Hence the smile on his face." "The second body is an Irishman, aged 30, who won $10,000 in the lottery and spent it all on whiskey. He died of alcohol poisoning... "
"Hence the smile on his face." The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?" The mortician says, "Ah, this is perhaps the most unlikely of all... " "That is Billy-Bob, a farm boy from Oklahoma, aged 25, who was struck by lightning". "Why's he smiling then?" asks the inspector. The mortician replies, "Oh... " "He thought he was getting his picture taken".
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