The teacher is standing at the front of the classroom, engaging her students in a lively discussion about the different jobs held by their parents... She asks each child in turn, fascinated by the diverse responses.
When she gets to Little Johnny, she asks with a warm smile, "And what does your father do, Johnny?" Johnny, with a proud glint in his eye, responds, "Oh, he's a magician." The teacher's face lights up with genuine curiosity, "Really? A magician?... " "That sounds exciting! What's his best trick?"
Johnny sits up a little straighter and says, "His best trick is sawing people in half." "Wonderful!" exclaims the teacher, "That must be amazing to watch... " She continues, "Tell me, Johnny, are there any more children in your family?" Johnny nods enthusiastically, "Yes ma'am... " The teacher, intrigued by Johnny's enthusiasm, leans in a little closer... "How many siblings do you have?"
Johnny, states proudly... "A half-brother and two half-sisters."
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