A Priest and a Lawyer walk into a bakery... The Lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns, and quickly puts them into his pockets. He then tells the Priest, "That took great skill to steal those buns... " "The owner didn’t even see me." The Priest replied, "That’s just simple thievery, I will show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results."
The Priest then proceeded to call out to the owner of the bakery, "Sir, I want to show you a miracle of the lord." The owner was intrigued, so he came over to see what the priest was talking about. The Priest asked him for a bun, then proceeded to give it to a homeless-looking man outside. The Priest asked two more times, and after once again handing out the buns, the owner asks him, "Okay my friend, where’s the miracle?" The Priest replies... "Look in the Lawyer’s pockets."
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