Dave lives on a farm in rural Georgia... One day, he gets a call from his friend Randy, who lives in Texas. Randy wants to visit Dave for a few days, so Dave goes to the airport to pick him up...
As they drive back to the farm on a bumpy, dusty country road, a big rabbit suddenly runs across the road in front of Dave's pickup truck. "What was that?" asks Randy. "Oh, that's a rabbit," says Dave.
Randy shakes his head in disbelief... "A rabbit? In Texas, our rabbits are as big as that calf over there." They continue driving a bit further when a hunting dog darts across the road chasing a raccoon... Randy asks, "What was that?" "That was a hunting dog," replies Dave.
Randy laughs, "A hunting dog? In Texas, our hunting dogs are as big as that cow over there." A little while later, they see a large turtle slowly making its way across the road... Randy points and asks, "What is that?" Dave, without missing a beat, replies... "That's a tick."
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