A man is about to walk into a bar known for having lots of beautiful women... when a bouncer stops him at the door. The bouncer says, "We have a dress policy where ties are mandatory for men, and you are just wearing a shirt that’s open at the collar... " "Sorry, I can’t let you in."
So, the man returns to his vehicle, to see if he has a tie anywhere... Sadly, he doesn’t, but while looking, he notices a set of jumper cables in the back of his car. He’s desperate to get into the bar, so he fashions the jumper cables into a rough tie knot around his neck, with the ends dangling free.
When he goes back to the bar, the bouncer looks him over carefully, and then nods... "Okay, I guess you can come in now," he says... "Just don’t start anything."
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