After Brian proposes to Jill, his father takes him to one side... "Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home, was take off my pants... " "I gave them to your mother, and told her to try them on, which she did." "They were huge on her, and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large... " "I told her, 'Of course they're too big for you, I wear the pants in this family, and I always will'." "Son, from that day forward, we’ve never had a single argument." Fast forward to the wedding night, Brian, now eager to set his marital dominance in motion, takes his dad’s advice to heart...
As soon as they’re home, he whips off his pants and hands them to Jill, "Here, try these on," he says confidently. Jill raises an eyebrow but plays along... She slips them on, and of course, they’re enormous. "They don’t fit," she says, bewildered. "Exactly!" Brian declares triumphantly, "I wear the pants in this family, and I always will." Jill, not missing a beat, calmly removes her panties and hands them to him, "Your turn," she says with a sly smile. Brian, a little puzzled, attempts to pull them on... Naturally, they don’t get past his knees. "What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your panties," exclaims Brian. Jill replies... "Exactly!"
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