Drunk guy walks into a bar, “give me two shots of your finest whiskey, one for me and one for you.”
Bartender happily pours the two drinks and they toast and drink them down. “Thanks for the drink! That’ll be $50”
Drunk guy shrugs: “Sorry i haven’t got a cent on me!”
Bartender gets mad, grabs him by the collar and throws him out the door. “Get outta here!”
Next night the same guy returns and asks again for two shots of their finest whiskey, one for him and one for the bartender, as a way of making amends for last night. Bartender figures the guy can’t be crazy enough to pull the same trick twice, so he pours them two drinks and they toast and drink. But once again when asked to pay, the guy shrugs “sorry i got no money at all!”
So the bartender gets really mad, slaps him around a few times, and throws him out the door with a kick in the pants. “don’t come back, you crook!”
Next night, the same guy comes walking in, sits at the bar as the bartender warily eyes him “give me one shot of your finest whiskey. “
The bartender responds sarcastically, “What? Only one?! Aren’t you buying me a drink too?”
“Oh no! You get violent when you drink!”
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