The Barroom Miracle: When a Drunk Proved He Was Jesus!

A drunk man stumbles out of a bar and bumps into two priests walking down the sidewalk.

The drunkard looks up and tells them, "Hey there fellas, I'm Jesus Christ."

The first priest replies, "I believe you're mistaken, my son."

The drunkard turns to the other priest and says, "Hey buddy, I'm Jesus Christ."

The second priest replies, "No, I'm afraid you're not."

The drunkard says, "Watch this, I can prove it." He gets up and walks back into the bar.

The bartender takes one glace at the drunkard and yells, "Jesus Christ, will you get the fuck out of here!"