A man walks into a store. Inside, the cashier is crying, while another angry customer is yelling at her
"You stupid cow, I'll never set foot in here again! I'm reporting you to the manager — you'll be fired, do you hear me?!"
He storms out of the store.
The man who just entered approaches the cashier. She quickly wipes her tears, forces a smile, and says:
"Good afternoon, how can I help you?"
The man asks if she needs help, but she insists she's fine.
"Oh no, I'm fine, really. What would you like, sir?"
"Can I get an envelope, please?"
"Of course! What size? We have standard, large, small…"
"Just a regular one, please."
"And what color? Blue, yellow, red, white, green, orange…"
"Blue, please — but hurry, my bus is about to leave!"
"And which blue? Paris blue, light blue, navy, ocean blue…"
"Just any normal blue, but fast, please!"
"And what shape? We have heart-shaped, triangular, round…"
"A regular rectangle, please! The bus is leaving!"
She finally hands him a blue envelope.
"Here you go. Do you also need a stamp?"
"Yes, give me one quickly!"
"For domestic or international mail?"
"Domestic, please!"
"And what design? We have people, animals, landscapes, symbols…"
"Animals, please, but hurry!"
"Which animals? Mammals, birds, reptiles…"
"Birds!"
"Which kind of birds? Birds of prey, songbirds, migratory birds…"
"Birds of prey, quick!"
"We have eagle, hawk, vulture…"
"Eagle, hurry!"
"Golden eagle or bald eagle?"
"Golden eagle, just give it to me already!"
"Do you want the one flying, feeding its chicks, or sitting in the nest?"
"Flying, please, just flying!"
"Flying over a canyon or flying over the sea?"
"ANY! JUST GIVE ME ONE NOW!"
At that exact moment, the furious customer from earlier storms back in, holding a piece of poop in his hand. He slams it on the counter and yells:
"I need toilet paper for this exact shit!"
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